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The Great Purple Chinese Space Potato
SHANGHAI (AP) In a national spasm of zeal and pomp of which only communist Asian countries seem capable, China has unveiled its superduper purple space potato.
Grown from seeds that went to space on last year's Shenzhou VI mission, the purple space potato is all the rage in Shanghai: its introduction exquisitely timed to divert attention away from the PRC's most recentlyshipped boatload of arms and heavy weaponry to gorgeous downtown Khartoum.
Apparently, in exchange for a few million barrels of oil, China has become the Janjaweed's silent partner in raping, killing, scorching their way to a completely ethnically cleansed Darfur.
Meanwhile, the purported aphrodisiacal qualities of the purple Chinese space potato have proved to be more than careless rumor; after sharing one such exotic spud, Chinese President Hu Jintao and Sudanese General AlBashir swapped spit and retired to the bridal suite of the Shanghai Hilton for an evening of couscous n' rice mansex.
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We certain it seemed like a good idea at the time. But you look like you attending the funeral of your sanity. See here the thing. You a trendsetter. Do you really want the entire world to start wearing their underoos as outerwear? Have you given the slightest thought to the potential ramifications? For starters, it would force us to cover our furniture in plastic. Is that what you really want?
Morgan Fairchild in a very special Lifetime movieoftheweek called "Not Without My Momjeans," the heart warming story of a woman who goes into mourning when The Gap discontinues their line of highwaisted acid wash stretch pants
The winning design from that episode of Project Runway where Heidi Klum gives the designers one day to stitch together a wardrobe for the soontohitthetoystores BiPolar Barbie
A publicity still from "I Was an Incontinent Space Widow," a daring independent film directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Charlize Theron, which swept the awards at Sundance
That long lost episode of Love Boat, wherein cruise director Julie McCoy spikes the punch with ecstasy causing Charo to hurl herself overboard, whereupon her distraught lesbian lover Donna Mills disrupts a shuffleboard tournament with her shocking announcement that her girdle been possessed by beelzebub.
WASHINGTON When the Director of the Center for Disease Control (uppity cassandra Dr. Julie Gerberding), decided to give a rude speech to congress regarding possible health effects stemming from climate change, some folks at the White House uncapped their Sharpies and got a little edity. Perino a dirty fibber, saying the original speech was "scientifically accurate and absolutely in line with the findings of the IPCC."
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